Two Guys, One Van are:

One Guy: The Philthy Hippie

The Philthy Hippie. Undisputed Lord of Awesomeness…

Philthy’s early days were filled with bar fights, hookers and rock ‘n roll (as well as a successful foot modelling career). Until one day he decided to turn his back on the good life and become boring. So he took up mountain biking, made new friends, started to turn down lucrative modeling contracts and got a hair cut. Now, his days are filled with long walks on the beach, reading the newspaper and trying to talk Schlonky-Pooples out of doing crazy things on his bike. Philthy really is the voice of reason in this escapade.

Here are some of the crucial things you need to know about Philthy:

  1. He’s 6′ 1″ tall ladies. For those of you who don’t like the shorties…
  2. He’s Cancarian (for those of you who are into the Zodiac)
  3. He’s devilishly good looking. It’s true. Both his grand parents have said so.
  4. He’s kind to puppies.
  5. He must be about the best looking guy on Youtube.


The other Guy: Mat

Mat: Not on a transalp, but fetching the kids from school

Mat is German. And being a German there’s not much else to say about him. He’s puncual. Efficient. Can speak German at at least a second language level and has blonde hair and blue eyes. He’s also tall, athletic, handsome, punctual and efficient.

Here are some crucial things you need to know about Mat:

  1. He’s German.
  2. He’s punctual and efficient
  3. He can speak German at at least a second language level.
  4. He’s blonde and has blue eyes.
  5. He is tall, athletic and handsome.
  6. He’s also punctual and efficient.
  7. He must be about the second best looking guy on Youtube.
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